why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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But seriously how weird is it that birds sing like we just accept it yet if guinea pigs just walked around humming the ghost busters theme every one would be all impressed
I look forward to not living in a house where it is funny to run up to someone’s door, hammer on it and shout “HA, GAYYYYYYY.”
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
I’ve always loved this scene.
I mean, on one level, it’s just funny. Steak Lady’s no nonsense attitude, the way she delivers the line.
But then there’s a second level, that’s even more awesome. Steak Lady is doing her thing, selling steak, and suddenly there is this woman behind her counter. And the woman tells her that she’s hiding from her ex husband. Women don’t hide from ex husbands behind steak counters unless they really need to. So Steak Lady looks at this woman who is running from her probably abusive ex, and offers her the support she needs to get through this extremely fraught situation.
You go, Steak Lady. Keep on being awesome.
(Source: heathel-mollis, via whensnapesaysobviously)
I’m just
sayin’drawin’.Oh my life that is adorable and lovely.
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